Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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