she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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