can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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