How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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