The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Boobs are out for the taking
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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