Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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