One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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