Im at strip club and am horny
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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