We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm passing your future prison.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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