It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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