I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Shame - the story of my life.
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