Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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