I'm going to jail i love you
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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