I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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