There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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