New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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