My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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