There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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