Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Randomize
