Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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