Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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