hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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