When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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