I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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