i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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