don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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