She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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