yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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