Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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