EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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