Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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