No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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