you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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