You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
