is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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