He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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