In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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