She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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