He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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