Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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