You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
