dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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