well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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