So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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