doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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