I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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