I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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