You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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