East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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