If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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