oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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