Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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