its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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