so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Randomize
