Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Shame - the story of my life.
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